Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What Would NPH Do?

First let me start off when the most arrogant and ignorant quote that I have heard in awhile... you guessed is from asshole A-Rod. Today he was quoted as having said "It is painful to see that lineup without me in the clean up spot and helping them win everyday." The reason that this pisses me off so much is that team has lost more games with him in the line up than when he doesn't play. It is a minor it has no effect on anything except that it demonstrates what an arrogant dumb ass A-Rod is. Yet another example of why A-Rod should keep his mouth shut.

Moving on....

So I have to say that I absolutely loved this movie! It was wrong on every possible level and I couldn't help but love it. It is trash humor at its finest. I am not sure that it was better than the 1st movie...but it was pretty damn close.

I know that I have a personal bias but I must say that once again the best part of the movie was Neil. He is so damn funny.

I wanted to break down the rest of the good parts of the movie but the fact is that the whole thing is funny and I need to get to bed early tonight since I will happily be waking up early tomorrow morning. So after the Neil next favorite part of the movie was the sheer lameness of Kumar's poem, so allow me to share that with you. I suspect that only other geeks will appreciate it but that's OK.

Kumar Patel's Root 3:

I'm sure that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / The three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath the vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / As quietly co-waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / With the wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / Your love for me has been renewed.

So to be honest...there was a small part of me that felt a little bit guilty today as I stood in line to purchase my movie ticket. I knew that everyone else I knew was working or doing something else serious and important in nature...and there I was...standing in line to see one of the most juvenile movies of all time. The guilt passed as I spent the next two hours laughing my ass and enjoying not having to think about anything but the movie. It was nice to not think even if it was just for a few hours.

If you want to laugh...see this movie!


THE TODD said...

Your affection and loyality to NPH is alarming and boggles the mind.

Is it funny like American Pie or funny like the Money Pit?

The Kiskadian said...

loved the movie! it was the funniest shit that i have seen in while. i bet it was cute to see you laughing your ass off

The Kiskadian said...

where in the fuck have you been? no blogs, no email and you don't answer the phone. hope your not dead or in jail for stalking that homo jeter.

Millie said...

Neither. Shitty mood + lack of sleep = grumpy Millie. I sent almost everyone's call to VM over the past few days and have no plans of answering the phone in the future.

Email or text if it is important.

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