I suppose that on some level I deserve this as a result of the mischievous acts from my youth...in spite of the fact that nice Sheriff pointed out that toilet papering a house is not the same thing as breaking in. Nevertheless...clearly this is more than bored juveniles...it is karma.
I haven't even started cleaning up the mess because I decided that I would rather spend the evening drinking parrot bay and dying my hair. (Quite possibly a bad combination...will see in the morning.) So the hybrid is out in the driveway with the Outback and Accord for company this evening. Being that I have shit for luck it would not surprise me in the least if it is not there when I wake up in the morning.
Here is the part that has me the most pissed off...Damn hippies!