Even Though I Know How Very Far Apart We Are...

Sunday Potpourri:

$200 - Look into my eyes and you will see what you mean to me.

$400 - Well baby I surrender to the strawberry ice cream never ever end of all this love, well I didn't mean to do it but there's no escaping your love.

$600 - Feel your breath on my face, your body close to me, can't look in your eyes, you're out of my league.

$800 - You've gone a million miles...How far'd you get? To that place where you can't remember and you can't forget.

$1000 - Beneath the pale moonlight some one's thinking of me and loving me tonight.

Bonus: What is the common theme?

And on a totally unrelated matter...

Baseball fans are a buzz after Jason Giambi's somewhat weird admission that he sometimes wears a gold thong in effort to break his bad hitting streak. Being that he is still hitting below .200 I would say that it is either he is currently not wearing it or it is clearly not working. Personally, I don't care if bats commando, in a thong, or wrapped in aluminum foil...as long as he bats at least .250 which he has failed to do all season. His teammates were all aware of the "lucky gold thong" and don't find it strange...which is cool in the sense that at least they are supportive of him. If the story would have stopped there I would find it kinda cool and would be able to defend it in the morning as no doubt the Red Sux fans in my office are itching to give me shit about this one. I could have easily defended this however it was taken one step too far when it was announced that teammates Johnny Damon and my beloved Derek Jeter have also trying wearing the thong for luck.

WTF? Isn't there some sort of rule that men don't share underwear...specifically a thong? I mean, there is something kind sexy about the thought of any of the 3 in a thong but NOT THE 3 OF THEM IN SAME THONG!!!! WTF?

Somedays it is hard to be Yankee fan. Them losing 11 to 2 to the damn Mets doesn't help. I am glad that I stopped watching the game when I did. Of course, how could I not choose Strider over Jeter?